Sunday, December 27, 2009

DJ 2k10er








QUOTE OF THE NIGHT: "Does it tickle?"- K.Kelly

SONG OF THE NIGHT:


Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Nigguh Scared of Manstuhzzz

Leslie Chow








"You gonna fuck on me?"

"CAVEMAN LOSCO!"








" Barb, I Banged,made love to a lot of women in my life & a couple of dudes too but that's not important what's important is,i can't live with no other woman than you, I love you baby, just you!.."

Hmm Whatusay?






Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Monday, December 14, 2009

BIATTCH!






7th Chamber!!












Method Man: is he dead?

Ghostface: is he fucking dead what the fuck you mean is he fuckin dead god?...

U-GOD: EASY easy easy easy kid

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Saturday, December 12, 2009

"Fuck Dj Hero"

Dec/11/09
The Sound of the Stiff:

The BDPz got together & proceeded to mix music the night away at the Espinosa Arena



The new prospect & protegee of fellow BDPer Torre Stiffoni made quite and impression with his stiffy shot against kjk.





"Guy told me, grab it like you grabbed it before" - KJK

Monday, December 7, 2009

Certified Head Doctor..








"Who's this filthy nigguh?" - Melton Plantzz

"South to Mouth" as stated by Jim Jones

& Lyric of the night ( Dec 7 2009 )

" and you ah certified head doctor
Number one staller that takes dick in the ass and won't holler "

One of the Best...





Thursday, December 3, 2009

STIFF #4






CIAO LADIES.








Ciao Ladies is the people's choice, take it from the people's Champion himself..

STIFFED






Ciao Apparel..

The creative team of Ciao Ladies are back in the kitchen cooking up a new fashion line.. (well just shirts for now,stay tune for more!)






Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Ol' Stuff..






(Torrentino's 19 B-Day@ A'z/ clever menu design)

Due to "The BDPz" being caught up with mid-terms & what not..
I decided to post a little some some from the vault..













Sunday, August 23, 2009

French pick up lines..






TOP PICK UP LINE!!





"HEY MA POUTINEEEE"

Song of that night: David Tavare Feat. 2 Eivissa - Hot Summer Night


(3 brasseurs Aug 19 2009)

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

D.F.O.A








Doors fall on Andrew
& he proceeds to say "ahhh"

The Andrew Show will feature Andrew getting a door falling on him.
(no matter, what even in the most unexpected places.)




Monday, July 27, 2009

Artist of the Month.






"I get a lot of that"

"I need a vacation"





They wanna know who's that girl?

"HEY BRUCE!"
- Torre (reference to Mr.Belle Humor)

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Smarten Up..









live from
"I'M THE CREAM !"
Espinosa Arena.






"Not on my property"

" get the fuck out my face with that shit "

"You want me to break this table?, then stop talking about garlic."



Monday, July 13, 2009

Arithmetic Question




Anthony says: (5:46:53 PM)
Solve for X if Y = -10
y = x + 20
-10 = x +20
-10 = -30 + 20
x = -30
Solution: cuz muscle weights more then fat :P loll

Ready2Kill pt.2



As we last left off..
Mr.Heartbreak kid walks in on his ex fornicating with Mr.Malik. Malik is a lost with words and was only able to express himself facially

":O:O:O:O:O:P"

He screamed "please don't shoot!"

but it was too late, he got shot in the ass and all of a sudden his ass started leaking.
So all the muscle he gained previously at the gym (30) was eventually lost (20).
The man's ex proceeds to get a head start on a getaway. She throws her dirty panties at her ex boyfriend to buy her some time...

Disgusted the man pukes,trying to wipe the shit off his nose...
It was too late he fucked up, she got away...

The man was furious & disappointed..

Before Malik passed away ...his last word to the man was.

"you got stifffffed.."


to be continued.

Sweet Dreams.


Setting: Some random cafe in Florence,Italy.

The dream starts off with me,eating a delicious bowl of chocolate pudding. Across from my table, there is a table of 3 African Americans staring right at me. In the dream I proceed by telling them to try "the black pudding" because it's delicious. They can't believe what they just heard,& seemed very upset. Then they proceeded to walk towards my table. The leader of the 3 , then proceeds to pull a bottle of Hienz Mustard and starts squirting it all over my bowl of pudding. At this moment I'm just staring at him modifying the look to my pudding. While he continues to squirt the mustard, his 2 friends encourage him by saying.." yeah ...that's right.."...


END OF DREAM.

In conclusion: Woke up fucking confused..








Tuesday, June 9, 2009

STIFFY-E DUZZ IT





*****




Just when you thought "Get Serious or Die Tryin" was the last album, they prove you wrong!!

"Excellent"- Rolling Stones

Friday, May 15, 2009

Dave Chakell Show..







Victor says to Kevin: "You look like Dave Chapelle.."

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Fight Night '09

NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS
by Dave Argentina


Montreal,Quebec - Fight Night 09 did not disappoint, it was all what the participants expected and even more. The tournament was held at the Espinosa Arena, it was a true night filled with the toughest fighters from all around Montreal. The fans got to see the disqualification of an Irish fighter,BIJAMANIA running wild,to even seeing Marseille's hero struggle his way to the quarter finals. But the true highlight of the night, was the final bout between The BDP of RDP vs Victorious V.I.C. The fight was everything that you would expect from a main event classic. After all the smoke and dust settled,Victorious wasn't all that victorious after all. The BDP of RDP was the last man standing, who won the fight with a knock out. How ever Victorious didn't leave empty handed, he left with a 2nd place prize ...A PICTURE OF THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPION THE ROCK!!

special thank yous to the musical guests

Motorhead, Kim Carnes & Reh Dogg





Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Classic Quote.








"by taking you to the toliet to make out"

Song of the Night








"She got Betty Davis Eyes.."

Monday, May 4, 2009

Good Vibrations








"come on,come on,feel it,feel it.."

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Ruffino






°.Adidas/// . says:
french oral was funny i started talking and pull out a lunch box and take out the turtle class went nuts
Anthony says:
wtf lmao
Anthony says:
what was your oral about
°.Adidas/// . says:
turtles lol
°.Adidas/// . says:
ran out of shit to say so i just pulled it out (no homo)
Anthony says:
lol sick
°.Adidas/// . says:
the bitches loved it
Anthony says:
lol good backup plan when you're on a date
Anthony says:
"ran out of shit to say so I just pulled it out" lol


Sunday, April 26, 2009

USA VS CANADA@Peel's Pub..



"Your President is black
my medicare is free..
& I'd be god damned if they charge me"


"Have you ever been to Cuba?No?Well we have"

Monday, April 20, 2009

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Smell what the Rock is cooking?

the shit you find in the internet! <3..


HOT FARTS!!"

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Put it in your mouth!!



The things you come across in the "mean" streets of St.Laurent...



Saturday, April 11, 2009

Classic Artwork..



"Lalin was a stand up guy..."

"Super Mario"



Late night playing Super Nintendo with friends & a nice buzz... "Real Italians run away from shit man"

White Trash!!!



"I'm wearing the jacket man..."


"nice tiaaaaaattzz" - K.Kelly

Friday, April 10, 2009

Prince & Pancakes.






"Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?"

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

It's in the Game..





paying homage to Jake"The Snake"'s infamous "22"promo..



"ALCOHOL = Scott Hall"





A friend took the picture & another commented on how it would be great idea for an alcoholic ad..