D.F.O.A

Doors fall on Andrew
& he proceeds to say "ahhh"

The Andrew Show will feature Andrew getting a door falling on him.
(no matter, what even in the most unexpected places.)

Artist of the Month.

"I get a lot of that"

"I need a vacation"

They wanna know who's that girl?

"HEY BRUCE!"
- Torre (reference to Mr.Belle Humor)

Smarten Up..

live from
"I'M THE CREAM !"
Espinosa Arena.






"Not on my property"

" get the fuck out my face with that shit "

"You want me to break this table?, then stop talking about garlic."

Macho Madness!!

nuff said.

Arithmetic Question

Anthony says: (5:46:53 PM)
Solve for X if Y = -10
y = x + 20
-10 = x +20
-10 = -30 + 20
x = -30
Solution: cuz muscle weights more then fat :P loll

Ready2Kill pt.2

As we last left off.. Mr.Heartbreak kid walks in on his ex fornicating with Mr.Malik. Malik is a lost with words and was only able to express himself facially

":O:O:O:O:O:P"

He screamed "please don't shoot!"

but it was too late, he got shot in the ass and all of a sudden his ass started leaking.
So all the muscle he gained previously at the gym (30) was eventually lost (20).
The man's ex proceeds to get a head start on a getaway. She throws her dirty panties at her ex boyfriend to buy her some time...

Disgusted the man pukes,trying to wipe the shit off his nose...
It was too late he fucked up, she got away...

The man was furious & disappointed..

Before Malik passed away ...his last word to the man was.

"you got stifffffed.."


to be continued.

Sweet Dreams.

Setting: Some random cafe in Florence,Italy.

The dream starts off with me,eating a delicious bowl of chocolate pudding. Across from my table, there is a table of 3 African Americans staring right at me. In the dream I proceed by telling them to try "the black pudding" because it's delicious. They can't believe what they just heard,& seemed very upset. Then they proceeded to walk towards my table. The leader of the 3 , then proceeds to pull a bottle of Hienz Mustard and starts squirting it all over my bowl of pudding. At this moment I'm just staring at him modifying the look to my pudding. While he continues to squirt the mustard, his 2 friends encourage him by saying.." yeah ...that's right.."...


END OF DREAM.

In conclusion: Woke up fucking confused..